Why????
Because apparently the very young check out girl thought I was one of these!!!
Excuse me little girl, I am approaching my 6th decade on this wonderful earth. I am pretty sure I am old enough to be your Grandmother! When I asked her really, you need to see my driver's license, she not only said yes, but she MADAMED me!!!I must confess, I floated out of there without touching the ground!
Now I'm off to see if I really like this wine.